'Dr.' Russ

My wife works in the radiology department. Private patients always want the chief surgeon and the chief radiologist. Private patients get 'Dr.' Russ. Russ is a doctor of divinity, not medicine, but the patients don't know that. What they don't know won't kill them. Dr. Russ always gives them 150 Gray, to make sure they get their money's worth. We call him 'Dr. Toaster'. If the patients make trouble, they get an enema too and Dr. Russ tells them it's 'contrast medium'.

Below: Dr. Russ performs a situs inversus reversus operation using only local anesthesia. Unfortunately for the patient, the location is elsewhere.