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 Hilarious Exploding Baby Dolphin! Do you live in Sausalito? Do your neighbors have a Greenpeace flag on their yacht? Boy, will you have a surprise for them! Yes, it's the irresistably cute Hilarious Exploding Baby Dolphin. Looks and squeeks just like a little Flipper. Completely submersible. Global satellite homing system. Range: up to 500 kms. Top speed: 42 knots. British Navy tested payloads up to 3/4 metric tonne. Limited-time offer, while stockpiles last. All Hilarious Exploding products are 'Safe & Sane'. Our prices? You'll say we're getting away with murder. |